Livro de anedotas Inglês Português: English Portuguese Joke Book (Language Learning Joke Books)

“Mummy, can I wear a bra now that I’m sixteen?”
“No, David.”

wear – usar (We give you vocabulary to help you with the difficult words)
bra – soutien

And on the next page there’s a translation.

“Mamã, posso usar soutien, agora que já tenho dezasseis anos?”
“Não, David.”

or this classic:
Rapaz: Amas-me?
Rapariga: Claro que te amo.
Rapaz: Durante quanto tempo me vais amar?
Rapariga: Vou amar-te para sempre.
Rapaz: Quanto tempo é para sempre?
Rapariga: Cerca de uma semana.

I first learnt German by telling jokes to people in my awful German. But I quickly progressed and now I’m pretty fluent – and know lots of great jokes as well. When you’re trying to improve your skills in a foreign language, reading is one of the best ways – and reading jokes is probably the best of all. The best way to use this book is to treat it like a swimming pool on a warm day. Dip in now and again and it is a very pleasant experience.

10 good reasons for downloading The English Portuguese Joke Book.

It improves your reading skills.
It improves your spelling – and your writing.
It will give you some interesting new vocabulary.
Jokes are short – and you will be rewarded with a laugh (or a groan).
Jokes are memorable – so you can tell your friends the jokes later.
If you’re a teacher, you can entertain your students.
If you’re a student, you can entertain your teachers.
It’s available in a wide variety of formats
It’s available from a wide variety of suppliers so you can choose.
It is a GREAT way to improve your English – or Portuguese.